Oh Jesus take the wheel! WTF is going on! First I can’t figure out why my sidebar is at the bottom of this damn page and second in “Big Wheels Keep on Turning News”, the Chris Brown/Rihanna saga is just crazy. Seriously would Chris Brown really choke a bitch? What the hell not Chris Breezy! Something in the Sunny D aint right. I really hope everyone keeps in mind that everyone is innocent until proven guilty. Remember in 1993 when Pac was accused of sexual assault against a groupie the media was all over it, convicting him before his trial, in the end she admitted under oath that Tupac didn’t do anything to her, he was later acquitted of the major charges or sodomy and sexual assault he was given the reduce charge of sexual abuse which is basically what he said to be a “slap on the ass” while she was dancing. Anywho….this is an unforgettable blow to Chris Breezy. I’m hearing things from several sources different things. I think that we will be speculating for a while on the true events circling this. Even if for some unicorn tear miracle she comes out and says that he never laid a hand on her, it doesn’t matter. People won’t forget about this.
So let’s get to the short but sweet Grammy recap….
“Swagga Like Us”-as much as the performance was hyped and you have the best of the best on the track live PLUS MIA with her baby crowning up there, I was expecting something out of this world.
While it was still dope, I was way underwhelmed. You could tell that there wasn’t a cohesive thread with these guys. Was that Kanye or Johnny Gill in “Rub You the Right Way” or wait or was it Rockwell in “Somebody’s Watching Me”. Either way he’s rockin that mullet couture swag. And am I the only one that gets the feeling that there is some beef between Jay Z and Lil Wayne and between Kanye and Jay Z? I definitely sense something there. TI rapping his heart out and when he popped his cuff links, I got just a little…welllll you know what I mean. TI wins the swagger award. In head to toe Louis Vuitton, Jay comes in second with personal fave in Tom Ford and Kanye doesn’t disappoint in Ralph Lauren.
Neil Diamond…haha I can no longer just think of Neil Diamond without thinking of the “Storytellers” skit Will Ferrell did on SNL without busting out laughing. “Many people know that I’m fueled creatively by my massive hatred of immigrants”. It was good to see Neil Diamond, looking no damn different than he did like 20 years ago.
Radiohead…. ‘Nuff said
Kate Beckiingdale, easy homegirl, this aint the Oscars take your overdressed ass and sit down. Reem Acra dress is dope just not for the Grammy’s.
Katy Perry-Oh where do I start….Pepto Bismol sponsored her dress. Ick, ick. Your boobs shouldn’t be sagging like a tea bag at your age. They don’t look that low here but on the Red Carpet they were down to her knees. ROASTED
Where was Beyonce? Sister Solange looked beyond divine in yellow. Why is everyone sleeping on her CD?? I loves it. And you know she writes most of her sisters stuff…oh you didn’t know that? Well, yea she does. Could have done without the bag though…
Note to former baby daddy John Mayer: “Hey John, even in custom Armani, “that woman” is slowly starting to such the sexiness out of you. Just like Kim K is doing to Reggie Bush….
Adele looked stunning in Barbara Tfank her date was Vogue’s Hamish Bowles. She was styled by the devil in Prada herself Anna Wintour. Adele stopped by the Vogue office for her final fitting for a photo shoot (she was shot by Annie Leibovitz for an upcoming Vogue shoot). When she was there Anna summoned her. Her album (which I love) “19″ written entirely over a breakup from a guy cheating on her won 2 Grammys last night. While he’s back in London working at a cell phone shop, shes on stage at the Grammys lookng stunning. Capitalzing on a breakup while your ex is selling phone covers….ROASTED
Loved the Versace mini dress on Gwyneth
Side note: Congrats to Mickey Rourke for winning best male actor at the BAFTA awardsfor “The Wresler”, completely deserving…
I will be coming back….this week promise 
